1. Be kind to people who send you Candy Crush invite.
2. Don't check Facebook when you're in the dentist's chair. Some things can wait. So, tell him to wait.
3. Make political comments in such a way that none understands which side you are. You never know who gets out of jail and who goes in and when. Yeah!
4. Don't post a status update when you're angry. Relax. Take deep breaths. And then post the same.
5. Be generous in giving Likes. Remember - a smile takes 8 muscles, but a Like just a finger tip. Moreover, research shows people who give more Likes are less likely to get heart diseases*.
*research pending
P.S: I have no idea how many muscles it takes to smile. But remember the golden rule of journalism: "It is perfectly okay to lie to elevate a fact into a sensation".
2. Don't check Facebook when you're in the dentist's chair. Some things can wait. So, tell him to wait.
3. Make political comments in such a way that none understands which side you are. You never know who gets out of jail and who goes in and when. Yeah!
4. Don't post a status update when you're angry. Relax. Take deep breaths. And then post the same.
5. Be generous in giving Likes. Remember - a smile takes 8 muscles, but a Like just a finger tip. Moreover, research shows people who give more Likes are less likely to get heart diseases*.
*research pending
P.S: I have no idea how many muscles it takes to smile. But remember the golden rule of journalism: "It is perfectly okay to lie to elevate a fact into a sensation".
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